Erotixxx Toys Goblin King: a deeply sculpted dildo rich in detail

TL;DR

The Goblin King by Erotixxx Toys is an XXL dildo with a detailed, textured design structured in distinct stages. Tested here in 2X Large, it features a tapered head, a widened, sculpted shaft, and a firm, grounded base—a combination that requires precision and strong body awareness to handle.

Its pronounced texture—with bumps, veins and folds—proves surprisingly effective once properly warmed up. The 75% Soft firmness strikes a good balance between flexibility and structure, but the overall experience remains demanding, both physically and technically.

Stable on the floor, compatible with Vac-U-Lock, and made from high-quality platinum silicone, it’s a toy made for experienced users who enjoy staged challenges, deep sensations, and dildos that demand more than just a forward push.

Where to buy the Goblin King

A discovery driven by curiosity—and reputation

While browsing listings on Mr. Hankey’s Toys, I came across a brand I hadn’t seen before: Erotixxx Toys. Several of their models were available directly from the MHT site—a detail that immediately caught my attention. In such a niche market, that kind of cross-brand visibility stands out. It suggested a level of mutual respect between manufacturers, and made me want to learn more.

So I reached out to Erotixxx Toys to propose an interview. The exchange was quick, direct, and professional—no fluff, no marketing script. The interview was published shortly after, and from there, the idea of doing a product test came naturally.

A brand that doesn’t hold back

Very soon after that initial contact, the brand offered to send me several of their models. Their idea was to ship everything in one box. I suggested starting with a single toy first, just to avoid any potential customs issues.

A few days later, I received a FedEx shipping notice… for a box weighing over 9 kilos. Erotixxx Toys had decided to send me the full selection after all, with a clear message: if there were any import fees, they’d handle it.

A professional and confident move that set the tone right away—this wasn’t going to be a half-measure. And the Goblin King was next in line, following the test of The End Zone, which was published first.

Basic packaging, but well executed

The packaging is intentionally simple: each toy is sealed in a thick plastic sleeve, with no box or storage pouch. It’s minimal but effective. The whole shipment held up well despite the toy’s weight and size.

A branded Erotixxx Toys sticker on the wrapping adds a small but welcome touch of visual identity.

Even though this setup protects the dildo during delivery, a dedicated storage bag—made of fabric or a non-sticky material—would be a great addition for day-to-day use. It keeps dust away and prevents unwanted contact with other toys, especially those made from incompatible materials.

A form, multiple ways to approach it

The Goblin King is a large, highly detailed dildo that can be approached in different ways depending on the size and silicone firmness you choose. Erotixxx Toys offers five sizes and three firmness levels, allowing users to adjust the level of difficulty, control, and the way the dildo interacts with the body.

Whether you’re looking for a more compact introduction or want to take on a full-scale challenge, each version offers a different way to engage with this powerful design.

A complete range for different levels

The Goblin King is available in five sizes, with a gradual progression that helps everyone find an entry point suited to their level and preferences. It’s a massive toy, but the shape remains structured enough to be explored in stages.

• Small – A compact version, ideal for discovering the model without major resistance.
• Medium – A balanced step up, with more girth and presence that starts to really open things up.
• Large – The sensations intensify: more weight, width, and a clear shift in volume.
• X Large – A serious piece that requires solid preparation and a controlled rhythm.
• 2X Large – The largest version, reserved for advanced stretch play and experienced users.

Each size comes with a detailed measurement chart on the official product page, showing both centimeters and inches, with clearly marked reference zones.

Three firmness levels, three types of feel

Like other models from the brand, the Goblin King can be cast in different silicone densities. This choice significantly affects the feel, control, and handling of the toy.

• 40% Soft – Very flexible, ideal for a gradual approach or for softening the overall volume.
• 75% Soft – A bit firmer but still flexible: a good balance between comfort and structure.
• Med Firm – More rigid, for a more intense and deliberate sensation. Best suited to those used to firm toys.

European resellers typically offer only the two softer versions (40% and 75%). For the firmer variant, you’ll need to order directly from the Erotixxx Toys website.

A varied color palette depending on where you buy

The Goblin King is available in a wide range of colors on the official Erotixxx Toys website: from various flesh tones to vivid shades like red, violet, or orange, as well as more unique finishes such as Gold, Glow in the Dark Pink, and UV-reactive colors.

Retailers offer a more limited selection. Gaymegastore, for example, only sells the Pale Flesh version, with no customization options.

For those who want a fully customized dildo—in size, firmness, and color—the manufacturer’s site remains the most complete option, though shipping costs and potential import taxes should be considered depending on your location.

A richly detailed shape, designed for intensity

The Goblin King features a bold design packed with visible detail across its entire surface. This is not a toy that tries to soften its appearance or hide its size: every area is textured, carved, and shaped to provide strong relief. The result is a visually dense toy, designed for a step-by-step progression, with clearly defined markers at each level of insertion.

A sculpted texture from tip to base

From the very first centimeters, the Goblin King stands out with its distinct, tapered head, carved with fine skin folds and subtle ridges. The urethral opening is highlighted by a central bump, with rounded, well-defined contours. Just below the glans lies a thick ring of folded skin, as if sculpted to grip, slow down, and temporarily halt the progression.

Further down, the shaft is lined with pronounced veins, both visible and palpable along its entire length. Their relief varies—sometimes shallow, sometimes deeper—adding a varied tactile experience during insertion. In addition, small bumps are spread across the shaft: discreet yet numerous, they create a near-continuous grainy texture that stimulates the inner walls without becoming overwhelming.

A sturdy, functional base

The testicles of the Goblin King form a compact, textured mass, with prominent folds and accentuated skin grain. Their shape is merged into the base: the rounded forms flow directly into the toy’s flat platform. This design reinforces the toy’s stability on flat surfaces, making it reliable during use.

As with other models from the brand, a Vac-U-Lock hole is embedded in the base, allowing the toy to be attached to a harness, machine, or compatible mount—perfect for hands-free use or varied setups.

A small but thoughtful detail: the brand’s website URL is engraved on the base—clean and discreet, adding a subtle visual signature without interfering with use.

A demanding but rewarding journey

The Goblin King, in its 2X Large version, isn’t a toy you use cold. It combines a significant size, a heavily detailed shape, and a noticeable texture across its surface—a combination that requires patience, preparation, and strong body awareness. It’s not a toy for the start of a session, nor for quick use. But for those who enjoy taking their time, it offers deep, surprising sensations.

An intimidating toy, but well designed

I’m not usually a fan of heavily textured dildos, so I approached the Goblin King with caution—even a bit of apprehension. With its size (2X Large version) and all the visible detail, I expected a difficult, maybe even uncomfortable experience.

And yet: once properly warmed up, the glans enters surprisingly smoothly. Its tapered, triangular shape helps guide it in gently. The folded skin ring just below the glans creates the first real checkpoint, but it can be overcome without too much resistance—provided you’re relaxed enough.

It’s after that zone that things get more challenging: the shaft increases noticeably in girth, with a series of grooves and veins that force you to actively find the right insertion angle. It’s not just about pushing—it’s about adjusting your posture, tilting your pelvis, and finding the internal path that allows progress. The lower part of the shaft, being slightly narrower, can bend under body weight, which sometimes gives false signals: you feel the testicles pressing underneath you and think you’ve taken it all… but there may still be several centimeters left to go.

An experience that reshapes my expectations

I haven’t yet managed to fully take the widest part of the Goblin King. But I don’t see that as a failure—on the contrary, it’s a motivating goal. Each attempt has helped me discover new sensations, refine my relaxation and internal movements, and above all, overcome my assumptions about textured toys.

With proper warm-up, plenty of lube, and a well-chosen position, the texture doesn’t get in the way. It actually enhances the experience, adding relief where other dildos offer only a uniform push. The sense of fullness when approaching the widest area is particularly intense—a deep, almost enveloping pressure that requires full concentration for each centimeter gained.

The toy remains very stable on the floor, allowing you to focus on your body rather than positioning. It’s clearly the model that will require the most practice to fully master, but also the one that has surprised me the most.

A toy that requires attention, before and after use

The Goblin King isn’t a casual toy to grab on a whim. Its size, weight, and presence demand commitment—both physical and practical. Preparation, lubrication, cleaning: everything requires a bit more care than with a standard toy. Nothing complicated, but a few habits to adopt to use it comfortably—and get the most pleasure out of it.

Cleaning and storage: simple, sensible

Like all silicone toys, the Goblin King requires thorough but simple cleaning. After use, warm water and mild soap are enough. You can also use a specialized toy cleaner, as long as it’s compatible with silicone.

Once dry, it’s best to avoid prolonged contact with other toys, especially those made of unsafe materials like TPE or PVC, which can react with silicone. Erotixxx Toys doesn’t include a storage pouch, but a natural fabric bag—like cotton or linen—is ideal to protect the toy from dust while letting it breathe. That’s what I use daily: simple, practical, and space-saving.

Preparation, lubrication, insertion: take your time

Given its large size and bold texture, the Goblin King requires serious preparation, especially in Large, X Large, or 2X Large. A solid warm-up with smaller toys, a suitable position, and a generous amount of water-based lubricant are essential to avoid tension or discomfort.

The shape—featuring a tapered glans, pronounced ridges, and a shaft that isn’t perfectly straight—often means adjusting the angle of approach or body position during insertion. This isn’t a toy you slide in all at once; it’s one you work through step by step, listening to your body along the way.

Its floor stability is a real bonus: the Goblin King stands on its own, allowing for adjustments without dealing with a wobbly base. And like the brand’s other models, it includes a Vac-U-Lock hole in the base for harness or machine attachment.

Goblin King: A demanding but fair toy

Among the models I received from Erotixxx Toys, the Goblin King is one of the few that really challenged my expectations. Its highly textured appearance and massive size had me expecting something brutal—even unpleasant. But with proper preparation, this toy reveals a smart, stimulating progression, offering a real rhythm of resistance and release throughout its structure.

The body is impressively well thought out: a tapered glans to ease the entrance, followed by a wider, carved shaft that forces you to adjust, move, breathe—in short, to engage fully with the toy. This isn’t something you take in one go; it demands patience, precision, and a real ability to listen to your body.

The sensations are dense and immersive, and the feeling of fullness when reaching the widest part is both physical and mental—you know you’ve crossed a threshold. Even without going all the way, each session becomes an exploration—and that might be its greatest strength.

Build quality is excellent, the silicone feels great, the toy is stable, and the base is functional. A full success for those who love demanding toys—well-crafted, responsive, and capable of creating a real dialogue with the body.

Where to buy the Goblin King?

The official Erotixxx Toys website offers the Goblin King in all its variations: five sizes, three firmness levels, and a broad range of colors—a combination that lets you order a truly personalized dildo.

Depending on future availability, some versions might also appear at European retailers like Gaymegastore, which would help avoid customs fees and shorten delivery times. For now, though, the model isn’t listed there yet.

• Erotixxx Toys (US)
• gaymegastore.eu (CZ)

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With its massive build, bold textures, and layered design, the Goblin King is made for those who enjoy technical challenges and intense sensations—a toy that requires both control and surrender. A unique piece, designed to go deep—literally and figuratively.

The Goblin King from every angle